People aren't always dumb.

There's a difference between stupidity, ignorance, nonobservance, etc.. Just because someone doesn't have common sense, doesn't mean they're stupid.  Just because someone can't do a simple task doesn't mean they're stupid. 

However, if you can't do multiple different things that people might consider stupid, you're stupid. Make a checklist.

[Gaming] Balancing elements in RPGs.

Balance in RPGs is a very important element.  In all game genres even, but more so RPGs.  Without balance, there is no fun nor variety.

Diablo 3, as great and as fun as it is, has horrendous balancing and gameplay mechanics.  Aggro mechanics?  What? Team Play orientated gameplay (as low as that is) without aggro mechanics, nor tanking mechanics, is retarded. The only viable way for a barbarian duo to do the Zolton Kulle / Siegebreaker uber fight is to split them both up, taking both to either end of the area and deal with them that way.  Naturally, Demon Hunters and Wizards will have a hard time against this pair, because of the reflect damage from Siegebreaker and the slow bubbles from Kulle. It's a pain in the ass fight, and is amazing to do but because of the terrible mechanics of the game itself, it's annoying.

Same goes for the Maghda/Skeleton King fight. 2 aoe heavy bosses, in a small area? What? Why? That makes no sense.

I don't want to bitch and moan, it just feels like I should be doing something better with my time gaming than playing a game that is built around an auction house and gear checks*.


*Gear checks eliminate the skill ceiling requirements, leaving the only requirement to have X amount of DPS, HP, Resistance, etc.

Social Phobia.

Social Phobia is a mental disease where you are the center of the universe in the wrong type of light.  No, I'm not talking about having a huge ego and a contrarily small penis, I mean you think everyone is out to judge you, hate you and you'll be beheaded if you do something wrong.

At least, that's how I feel.

I try going out, doing what I can do get by in life while trying to actually be a productive member of society, yadda yadda.  Not happening.  There's an inside joke I have with my cousin, which we frequently use.  It's quite literal and not so much a joke but what we do is whenever a situation comes up where the person(s) is so utterly screwed, there is no possible way they could get out of it, we say variations of 'No Hope.'

Quite literal, I know.  Not really a joke, but it's more of a trope of sorts of which we base a lot of jokes on.  So in a way, yeah.

The nice part about the internet, or text based communication, is that all I need to do is press a button, whether it's the Enter key or the Publish key, whichever variation of either, and I can get my whole message across.  Any anxiety can be trumped via a single press of a button.  Sweet.

Talking? Fuck that.  I can't talk on the phone because of this, it scares me to death doing it.

Anyone want to give me a job where all I do is type?

(RFMFB) New-age comedies.

I'll make this quick.

STOP

MAKING

COMEDIES

WITH

THE

ENTIRE

FUCKING

CAST

OF

SNL AND MADTV

YOU

FUCKING

IDIOTS.

Seriously, almost every potentially good comedy has the same fucking cast of people. Now I don't hate them (Kristin Wiig, Jane Lynch, Bill Hader, Bobby Lee to name a few.) But god damn, it's almost like that one asshole friend that plays the same song over and over and over again to the point that it ruins the entire fucking music genre for you. That's how bad it's gotten to. I honestly don't even want to fucking watch SNL and MadTV at this point and I caught every airing of both whenever it came on. I was a religious viewer for fuck sakes.

(RFMFB) Green peace are a bunch of assholes.

Green Peace, World Wild Life Fund and many others are obnoxious, fabricating assholes.

Now, a lot of these groups blame the lumber industry for the loss of the world's natural filtration, thousands (yes thousands) of species being wiped out every decade and the list goes on. They also go as far to say that the lumber industry adds nothing to the world but pollution. These dumb fucks with their tunnel vision, they forget to mention how millions of houses rely on wood heat as a cheaper and more effective method of heat, as well as the use of lumber for shelter and education. Without lumber, most of us would be homeless and without education or even heat in some cases.

Now a bit of backing for my standpoint. While living up, I was in a poor household. Worse yet, we couldn't use gas to heat our home so we had to use wood. I relied on wood heating for 15 years of my life. In case you don't remember or didn't know to begin with, I'm only 18. More backing up, wood makes paper and paper is used for books of which we learn from.

These people run their mouths without looking at the big picture. Sure, what I am doing isn't much less of a tangent itself but at least I think with an optimistic view when I'm trying to put someone in their place.

But then again, I am pessimistic a lot too.

(RFMFB) Pre-paid credit cards.

Now I'm a big buyer of these Prepaid Credit Cards, right. Now the problem that I have is I have about $350 worth of cards with $33 left on them and I can't spend a fucking dime on shit I want. I don't want to inconvenience clerks by having to ring up 10 different cards so I can purchase another. I don't do that shit. I hate being an ass like that.

Why isn't there an option to add your funds to paypal without having to need a minimum amount? I need at least $2.45 in order to register a card on Paypal, what a fucking load of shit.

(RFMFB) The wrong type of 'fun,'

I'm all fine with the whole occasional prank call that isn't in 3 in the morning when someone has to get up at 6, I'm ok with the occasional flaming shit on the door step, I'm ok with the occasional prank that doesn't involve someone spending literally hours and hours cleaning up.

It's funny, I get it, pulling pranks. But who in the fuck is the dumb sad little fuck that spends 20 dollars on toilet paper and 30 minutes of their time to throw said toilet paper around someone's yard? Someone that is going to come home, or wake up and have to spend fucking hours cleaning that up?

People like you deserve a fate so terrible that I would actually, providing I caught you in the act, slaughter you and your family. I don't care if I get thrown in jail for life, I don't. I'm doing the whole universe a favor getting rid of your stupid ass and your whole family. Your stupid ass came from them, so to prevent a whole new line of jackasses I will commit to that.

The same goes for the people that ruin other's pass times. I'm a gamer and I play the game League of Legends. 1 out of every 3 games I encounter a cunt so big they deserve the worst fucking fate and I don't mean death. I mean skinned alive, teeth pulled, electrocuted, waterboarded, etc. The worst possible torture techniques and then death. You people ruin something that people enjoy and you don't just ruin someones middle-of-a-tv-show, you ruin someones fucking hour long game. You can ruin someones whole afternoon and in fact, it also drives people from the activity entirely.

Let me put it this way, if your whole family was butchered and I mean butchered as in they were used for fucking meat. I would not shed a tear. If your Mother, Sisters, Aunts, cousins even your fucking grandmother were raped by 50 guys with foot long cocks, for hours until they died from exhaustion and dehydration. I would fucking laugh. If they broke everything you owned, killed your dog, raped your family, burnt your house down and hunted you down for the rest of your life killing everyone you knew, everyone you loved and destroyed everything you care about I would spend every dime I got to win the lottery as many times as I could and pay them every fucking cent. Why? Because you people deserve it.

You know who you are, yes I am mad and you all deserve the fate I described.

(RFMFB) Undeserving, talentless hacks.

I'm aware that I'm the first person in the world to ever insult Justin Bieber, so I might as well make this a good one.

Now, I'm nothing short of amazing. I can give 13 different types of massages, play the drums, piano, chello, guitar as well as being able to speak 83 different languages and able to make love to 14 different women.

I've done these all at the same time, twice. It's no easy task but I'm able to do it.

All kidding aside, how in the fuck can a below average guitar player, singer and song writer become so popular and loved? Anyone can write love songs, anyone can play the same 4 chords over and over and anyone who sings at least 5 seconds a day for a month can sing. Yet out of all of us, he gets a record deal? Seriously?

(RFMFB) Not a rant.

3 years ago I doubted that I would have ever had any hard and long, drawn out discussions. Today, I'm surprised. I must've really grown up in the past 3 years.

hehe... hard and long.

(RFMFB) Stupid people doing stupid things.

It's amazing how so few are born with common sense, or maybe they lose it after birth; I can't tell you.

Just because you're an asshole, doesn't mean you get a green card to do things that make you an asshole. Much the same for people that are stupid, doesn't give the you the green card to..

You get the point I don't have to spell it out for you. Or do I?

(RFMFB) Tin-foil hats.

I am starting to believe that game developers stopped making Cartridges not because that it was more expensive to make them, but it forces people to purchase new copies of the games over the years. Some of my discs have inexplicably gained scratches.

Fuck 'em.

(RFMFB) After being in a club...

After being in a club I can never look at club scenes the same.

Then again, I keep laughing at the people dancing. If you can call that dancing. This generation.

This generation. Fuck I wish I was born in the '70s or '80s.

(RFMFB) OH FUCK NOT ANOTHER POST

I'm viewing my own blog more than I post.  Go figure.  Not even a 10 minute old blog at this point.

Sometimes this month someone will view the title of this post and go "What is this guys problem?"

I'll go and say. 

Check out my ultra cool gaming YouTube channel. Where I talk more than I have my own head up my ass.  My username is aptly titled MicrosoftNestleTea.

http://www.youtube.com/user/MicrosoftNestleTea

Go figure.

(RFMFB) More about me.

I'm fat.  300 lbs, 6 foot tall.  I'd make an ego joke but that'd be irrelevant. 

My ego is so large it weighs 300 pounds.

I'm 18.  Big whoop.  An angry 18 year old.  Shocking.  Well, I'm more manic depressive than angry.  That goes to say alot.  Depressed since 13, not that I act like it.  If you knew me in real life, you'd think I'd have a great life. 

Nope.

Also why the fuck is it whenever I press Enter 10% of the time it makes me go to the top of the damn paragraph?  Google;  That's my answer.

I'm also a gamer.  I'll refrain from posting gaming related rants though.  If I start doing that I'll spend more time typing then I do sleeping.

(RFMFB)About me.

I'm, as I have stated in my previous post (all of 2 minutes ago) I am not an angry person.  I guess I have venting to thank.  I used to work for a company named Flint of which you may or may not have heard of.  It's one of the biggest companies in the world in terms of the Oil Field Industry.  Massive pay even if you're one of those people who dropped out of school and needed money fast.  I made $1000 a week as a laborer and the work wasn't entirely too hard. 

Who said you needed a college degree to earn a lot of money?  No seriously, who said that? Sure, there are not many jobs that give such a large pay-off but it doesn't exactly mean you must HAVE a college degree.  My fucking god.  I'm bitching about pessimism and I'm a pessimistic person.  WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED.

(Repost from my previous blog) First rant.

I'm a ranter.  I don't care who you are, what you do, I can always find a way to be cynical about something.  I'm not that much of an angry person, but something always manages to push the right buttons to send me to the 3rd dimension of pissed off. 

I know what you're thinking.  You get angry at everything?  You must have an anger problem.  I do not have an anger problem, I just have an issue with everything that makes it inconvenient for me due to the sheer amount of things that make other things inconvenient to me.

Yes, I did repeat myself.  Yes, it is redundant.  No, I don't care.

I'm not an angry person.

On the contrary to my posts, I'm not an angry person.  Actually, if you knew me personally you'd see me as a very good person.  I just have a lot of venting to do and I mean A LOT. I'd vent to family members but this way I can actually get my point of view out there and not just waste my energy.

Granted, my energy will amount to that of a hot cup of coffee, but nevertheless.

I'm a jokester, I volunteer at the local Search and Rescue effort and I'm generally happy.  Doesn't mean I'm content with my life, this blog helps me relieve some of the tension.  I'm unemployed, uneducated, fat and have severe manic depression.  I'm not Bipolar, even though that's what manic depression IS, but the whole idea behind it is one second someone is happy the other time they're mad.  I'm not like that, I'm just unstable and extremely stressed.

What does someone like me, an unemployed person just about out of their teens, have to be stressed about?  I'm fucking unemployed and I can't find a job for shit. 

I hate this.  That's it.

Humanity; Self-proclaimed gem of the universe.

Humanity is great.  We get it, it's not just us boasting our huge egos.  We've done things that NOTHING on Earth has ever come close to doing.  In fact, our technology 5,000 years ago was better than that of anything that has ever existed on Earth.  Truth. 

With that said, we must be pretty smart right?

Ability to pinpoint extremely farfetched, yet true, theories.  Pretty smart.
Ability to create sources of energy using the very fabric of the universe itself?  Pretty fucking smart.
Having hundreds of languages, alphabets, cultures, dialects and so on, we gotta be pretty fucking smart.  It's not so much that we understand it, we can teach other life forms our own languages.  That's fucking amazing.

Now, we're pretty damn smart.  ...right?

No, as a whole we're smart but individually we're dumb as shit.  I've yet to see a truly smart person, in person. Now I'm not going to go out of my way to meet Neil deGrasse Tyson, Stephen Hawking, or any of these main-line geniuses nor count them. However, if I were to meet someone, in person, that was truly smart and shared my ideology, I'd start to have faith in the human race.

We're killing ourselves.  We're slowly, ever so slowly, killed ourselves.  I don't mean in the '60s generics of war is going to destroy us, blah blah blah.  I mean we're going to end up exterminating ourselves out of sheer stupidity.  Try having a genuine, intelligent conversation with someone and take the obvious winning side. At the end, they'll start whining and bitching about how you're an idiot because you're winning.

The same thing goes for anything else. I've picked a few internet fights, only because I knew I was right.  It wasn't so much of a, "The sun rotates at exactly this degree, giving us this amount of light per...," it was a "2+2=4" argument half the time.  I've been called an idiot, despite the fact of being right, on so many times it's ridiculous.  I don't just mean I think I'm right either, I know I'm right.  I'm not stupid.  I'll admit that I'm wrong, I have no shame in that.  Unlike the other 6.9 billion people that I am forced to share my air with.  That, I am ashamed of.

Now, I know that not everyone is stupid. 7 billion people, not every single one of them can't be stupid right?  Right.  There's about 100 Million credible human beings on this planet, I'm not one of them.  There's about 1 billion smart human beings on this planet, I'm one of them for sure. 

Why, that's quite an egotistical thing of you to say.

I'm undereducated, yet intelligent.  I'm the type of person that does not misuse need nor legitimate, nor literally.  I don't say I need $5 for a bean burrito with cheese for my lunch when I could pack my own damn lunch for the day.  I don't say someone is legitimate because they can do a trick on a skateboard.  I don't do any of these dumbassed douchebaggery Humanity should be ashamed of.

There's a fine line between having fun and being a disgrace.  Unless if it's perfectly fine if I disgrace my entire family name as long as I have fun right?

I hate people.

Now, this doesn't mean I hate all people.  I like some people, but oh my fucking god some people.

Oh.
My.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking.
GOD.
Some people.

Some people are just butt fucking retarded.  They're so god damn stupid, they're borderline retarded. I'm no genius myself, hell I barely fucking passed grade 8. Yes, I never graduated highschool, not even grade 9. I am uneducated, but I'm intelligent. Want to know how that works?

Education does not equal intelligence.  Just because you graduated with honors and a 4.0 GPA while majoring in Chemistry and Math does not mean you're intelligent.  You're educated. 

By all means, you're pretty fucking smart if you are like that, but it means relatively nothing when you got no common sense. All that hard work? Gone.  All that time spent? Nothing.  You could live for an eternity, experience everything, do everything and have the highest possible IQ (providing you learn and retain everything) and as long as you have no common sense you are stupid. There is a fine line between Intelligence and Education.

Some people may disagree, naturally.  But I'm just saying, you may be an Astrophysicist, but the second you think "Time to go do this potentially fatal thing without weighing the consequences of not being safe," you're an idiot.

"Man, helmets look stupid. Time to go skateboarding without it, oh man I cracked my head open and now I have amnesia and short term memory, how could I have possible avoided this?"

See what I mean?
I'm a fat guy, unemployed, uneducated, doing nothing but playing games all day, watching YouTube videos and writing on fucking blogs and forums and I can figure this shit out.  I'm not saying I'm a genius, but when I go outside for no less than 5 minutes and get pissed off at people that's a bit stupid.