I'm aware that I'm the first person in the world to ever insult Justin Bieber, so I might as well make this a good one.
Now, I'm nothing short of amazing. I can give 13 different types of massages, play the drums, piano, chello, guitar as well as being able to speak 83 different languages and able to make love to 14 different women.
I've done these all at the same time, twice. It's no easy task but I'm able to do it.
All kidding aside, how in the fuck can a below average guitar player, singer and song writer become so popular and loved? Anyone can write love songs, anyone can play the same 4 chords over and over and anyone who sings at least 5 seconds a day for a month can sing. Yet out of all of us, he gets a record deal? Seriously?
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