Social Phobia.

Social Phobia is a mental disease where you are the center of the universe in the wrong type of light.  No, I'm not talking about having a huge ego and a contrarily small penis, I mean you think everyone is out to judge you, hate you and you'll be beheaded if you do something wrong.

At least, that's how I feel.

I try going out, doing what I can do get by in life while trying to actually be a productive member of society, yadda yadda.  Not happening.  There's an inside joke I have with my cousin, which we frequently use.  It's quite literal and not so much a joke but what we do is whenever a situation comes up where the person(s) is so utterly screwed, there is no possible way they could get out of it, we say variations of 'No Hope.'

Quite literal, I know.  Not really a joke, but it's more of a trope of sorts of which we base a lot of jokes on.  So in a way, yeah.

The nice part about the internet, or text based communication, is that all I need to do is press a button, whether it's the Enter key or the Publish key, whichever variation of either, and I can get my whole message across.  Any anxiety can be trumped via a single press of a button.  Sweet.

Talking? Fuck that.  I can't talk on the phone because of this, it scares me to death doing it.

Anyone want to give me a job where all I do is type?